Dah Delete 22000 Email Kat Yahoo

Assalamualaikum dan salam 1 Malaysia.

Esok kita Merdeka okayy.

Sambut kat mana?

I macam biasa lah kan.

Kalau tak kat atas katil, mesti depan pc.

Sambutan alaf baru mungkin.

Huhuhuhu.

Anak gadis tak baik keluar malam-malam nanti kena rogol.

(ayat nak sedapkan hati T___T)

Hey, kelmarin kan i bukak email yahoo.

Sekali tengok inbox dah 22000++ email dalam tu.

Dulu bulan berapa ntah ada 10000++ kut.

Gilaaaaa okayy.

So kelmarin dan semalam misi menyucikan inbox yahoo.

Pergh berdarah hidung.

Kang nak delete all takut ada email penting-penting.

So terpaksa lah delete by page.

Pastu terjumpa 1 email neh.

21 Januari 2010.

I dapat surat putus chenta laaaaaa.

Hahaha.

Marilah kita sama-sama membaca surat itu.

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Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur .

Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya. Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya "dicuri" ...

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Mike....

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only. Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she. You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land. My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three. So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me. So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver. I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk..

Tijah

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Okayy fine, cerita dah basi.

Bye.

=___="

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Terima Kasih. Nanti Datang Lagi Eh :)

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